Oh don't worry about ebay. In truth his stuff doesn't sell half as well as I'm sure he'd like to think it does and the heady days of people paying insane money for the BFI tickets are now long gone.

You just know half of the kids in the audience will have their mobiles out thinking they can take multiple photos. Ha! The ushers pounce on you if you take photos of your friends in their seats.

Getting your haircut in a posh London salon is good. Especially if accompanied by soothing head message and free drinkies.